Flight Risk

worldsworstfather:

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

(Source: hexglyphs, via nightinngales)

theboywhoreadsbooks:

Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.

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kvothbloodless:

bumblebeebats:

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Hermione ghost wrote this

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theawesomeadventurer:

candiikismet:

hatsuzuki:

This is probably still my favorite drug “advertisement”

They ain’t lying

First time I popped a Benny Drill Me™️ I slept through dinner and when I went out to get some they told me I had actually slept through “yesterday’s and today’s dinner” so I asked if they even bothered to see if I was dead and they said “you took a Benadryl, right?” and I was like “yea????” and then after they looked at me like I was a god damn troglodyte with 4 legs I understood

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